20 Aug 2014

Jokes on Engineering

    Engineering is FuN.. Everyone has to experience it. I had the best time in my Engineering days. Hope you also had the same. We will see some jokes on Engineers.
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    A beggar meets another beggar.
    A software engineer meets another software engineer.
    Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
    * So, Which Platform are you Working on ??? ;)
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    Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer LOCAL AUTHOR books than REFERENCE books..?
    The LOCAL AUTHOR BOOK says,
    "Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"
    REFERENCE BOOK says,
    Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified. One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray. Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration,whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity"

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    Dear Mechanical Engineers,
    "Acche Din Aane Wale Hain" doesn't mean that you will get girlfriends in college
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    " Hey!! Are you the new English teacher ? "
    " Yes, I are ! "
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    Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
    ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
    Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...
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    Engineering Is like a....
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    typical Indian public toilet
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    People outside r desperate to go in &
    people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!
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    A Software Engg was smoking
    Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
    Smoking is injurious to health.
    Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.
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    The 2 happiest days in engineering life..
    first day:
    Thank god i got it..
    And
    last day:
    Thank god i got out of it;)
Thank you for reading my post!! :)
Please do comment if there is anything to add/ change... your suggestions and feedback will be valued and highly appreciated!!

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